idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize