He is such a slut. More and more my type.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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