Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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