I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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