the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name