Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So squirting runs in the family.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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