We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You're like the curious george of whores
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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