She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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