id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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