don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Dicks are not precious.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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