weddingsv make me drug and hornr
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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