Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in