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• (914): View more from New York

  Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?

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• (361): View more from Texas

  yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.

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  I just can't bring boyfriends home.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

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• (858): View more from California

  Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  It's blow job season.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.

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  secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Don't tell me you're on acid again

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