She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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