in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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