Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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