Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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