Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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