where am i from again
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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