we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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