My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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