She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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