Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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