Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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