i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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