no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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