It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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