my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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