I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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