Wat do u mean how?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant