I want to make a zoo with you.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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