EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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