he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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