Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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