I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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