you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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