I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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