You work out of a Hotel?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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