Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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