My Higher Power is John Stamos
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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