So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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