I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Damn victory sex feels great
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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