They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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