im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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