Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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