There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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