i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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