is your mom at the bar?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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