I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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