I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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