I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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