Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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