just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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