Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
The uberlube is also flammable
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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