Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Also, beer. Big fan.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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